{"id":7870,"date":"2004-07-11T20:35:39","date_gmt":"2004-07-11T18:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2004-07-11T20:35:39","modified_gmt":"2004-07-11T18:35:39","slug":"nazis-bad-kill-that-fucking-teddy-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=7870","title":{"rendered":"Nazis bad, kill that fucking teddy bear!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fray.com\/drugs\/scar\/\"target=\"_blank\" title=\"the Scar\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/blog\/images\/the-scar-0ab.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"369\" height=\"264\"><\/a><br \/>\nbardzo zabawna historyjka (i rysowana) o tym, jak ci\u0119\u017cko by\u0107 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fray.com\/drugs\/scar\/\"target=\"_blank\">dwunastoletnim \u017bydem w ameryce<\/a>; albo nawet (szczyt tolerancji!) \u2013 jak ci\u0119\u017cko jest by\u0107 dzieckiem.<br \/>\n<em>I was twelve. I had a poster of a white Porche 911 on my wall and a stolen copy of Playboy under my mattress, and my father was giving me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ursanity.com\/da_lair\/bbb\/gallery.htm\"target=\"_blank\">stuffed animals.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bardzo zabawna historyjka (i rysowana) o tym, jak ci\u0119\u017cko by\u0107 dwunastoletnim \u017bydem w ameryce; albo nawet (szczyt tolerancji!) \u2013 jak ci\u0119\u017cko jest by\u0107 dzieckiem. I was twelve. I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-look-on-the-bright-side"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}