{"id":7865,"date":"2004-07-09T16:00:41","date_gmt":"2004-07-09T14:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/blog\/?p=67"},"modified":"2004-07-09T16:00:41","modified_gmt":"2004-07-09T14:00:41","slug":"he-tribal-wisdom-of-many-sales-forces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=7865","title":{"rendered":"the TRIBAL WISDOM \u2013 albo miejscy kowboje i indianie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.highprobsell.com\/html\/sales_force_follies.html\"target=\"_blank\">of MANY SALES FORCES<\/a> \u2013 lub w wersji <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ieee-huntsville.org\/lw0307\/lw0307wisdom.html\"target=\"_blank\">bardziej india\u0144skiej<\/a>\u2026 (dzi\u0119ki Robert!)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>z tego samego \u017ar\u00f3d\u0142a: <strong>idioci na Heathrow<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Not long ago, two jokers played the following prank at Heathrow airport, London: they wrote strange names on pieces of paper and handed them in at the Information desk for them to call for these people over the loudspeaker system.<br \/>\nTo make it more credible, they dressed up as taxi drivers and went to the Information desk 45 minutes after a Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways flight had arrived, saying that their fare had not shown up. Meanwhile, a friend stood under the loudspeakers and recorded the \u201cpronunciation\u201d of the Information desk clerk.<\/p>\n<p>After the fifth message, the Airport police got wind of what was happening and threw them out. The last message was recorded at Gatwick, London\u2019s second airport. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>imiona? tylko jedno \u2013 dla mnie najlepsze: <strong>Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed<\/strong> (try to read and pronounce the name!)<br \/>\nje\u015bli chcecie pos\u0142ucha\u0107 orygina\u0142\u00f3w: <a href=\"http:\/\/radu.s5.com\/en\/enjoke.html\">s\u0105 cho\u0107by tu, znaczy \u2013 here<\/a>, \u0142\u0105cznie z transkrypcj\u0105, czasem bardzo potrzebn\u0105\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>of MANY SALES FORCES \u2013 lub w wersji bardziej india\u0144skiej\u2026 (dzi\u0119ki Robert!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-e-think"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}