{"id":7854,"date":"2004-07-02T14:10:38","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T12:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2004-07-02T14:10:38","modified_gmt":"2004-07-02T12:10:38","slug":"deerly-beloved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=7854","title":{"rendered":"Deerly Beloved \u2013 albo co za jele\u0144 z Ciebie! (updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woman seeks medical help to remove <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/risque\/bestial\/deertongue.asp\"target=\"_blank\"><strong>deer tongue<\/strong> she had used for masturbatory purposes\u2026<\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>update 1<\/strong> (zapewne b\u0119dzie wi\u0119cej wi\u0119c zagl\u0105dajcie tu czasem):<\/p>\n<p>szczeg\u00f3lnie zainteresowanym Nowo Age&#8217;owymi doznaniami polecam te\u017c opatentowane w USA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fleshbot.com\/archives\/sex-patents-017074.php\"target=\"_blank\">sexualne wynalazki<\/a>: US#5787892 \u2013 Anal Orgasm Monitor, US#5501650 \u2013 Automated Masturbatory Device, US#5920923: Hydro-therapeutic stimulator i najciekawsze: US#6723031: Feminine toning balls, rodzaj (ewidentnie) diabelskiego r\u00f3\u017ca\u0144ca.<\/p>\n<p>pozdrawiamy LPR \u2013 macie racj\u0119; tam tylko sodoma i gomorrra!<br \/>\n<em> \u2026who do we expect our children to be inspired by these days? Astronauts? Those guys won&#8217;t even film sex in space <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/archives\/sex-patents-sexual-steampunk-017152.php\"target=\"_blank\">for us<\/a>, the prudes.<\/em><br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nmo\u017ce nawet za\u0142o\u017cymy nowy dzia\u0142; k\u0142opot tylko z nazw\u0105; <strong><em>jeleniem?<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 zbyt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/blog\/index.php?p=23\"target=\"_blank\">zwierz\u0119ce<\/a>. <strong><em>zr\u00f3b raz, zr\u00f3b porz\u0105dnie <\/em><\/strong> \u2013 ale dlaczego raz\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman seeks medical help to remove deer tongue she had used for masturbatory purposes\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-look-on-the-bright-side"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}