{"id":670,"date":"2005-02-23T12:51:38","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T10:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/makowskiundpepe\/?p=670"},"modified":"2005-02-23T12:51:38","modified_gmt":"2005-02-23T10:51:38","slug":"uwaga-hard-kor-osoby-o-wikszej-wraliwoci-i-niepenoletnie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"uwaga: Hard Kor! (osoby o wi\u0119kszej wra\u017cliwo\u015bci i niepe\u0142noletnie\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2026proszone s\u0105 o opuszczenie bloga.)
\na nadesz\u0142o z Japonii<\/a>. thx! (znaczy domo arigato!)
\n\"\"
\nW pewnej firmie finansowej, \u00a0prezes zarz\u0105du by\u0142 mocno naciskany przez manager\u00f3w \u017ceby jako\u015b wp\u0142yn\u0105\u0142 na zatrudnionych \u00a0masowo w firmie Polak\u00f3w (cheap polish people) bo oni nic tylko gadali po polsku co za\u015b bardzo negatywnie wp\u0142ywa\u0142o na niesamowity i b\u0142yskotliwy rozw\u00f3j firmy.<\/p>\n

Efektem tych nacisk\u00f3w by\u0142 ten oto \u00a0list:<\/p>\n

To: All Polish Speaking \u00a0Staff
\nSubject: Improper Language Usage
\nImportance: \u00a0High<\/p>\n

It has been brought to our \u00a0attention by several managers and also officials visiting our offices \u00a0that polish language is
\ncommonly \u00a0used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating our \u00a0policy, is highly unprofessional and \u00a0offensive
\nto both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately \u00a0adhere to the following rules:<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0Words like jeba\u0142 to pies, \u00a0kurewska robota, chuj, kurwa and other such expressions will not be \u00a0tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how \u00a0heated a discussion may become.
\n2.\u00a0You will not say spierdoli\u0142 when someone makes a mistake, or poca\u0142ujcie mnie w dup\u0119 if you see someone being reprehended, or g\u00f3wno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb sra\u0107 and jeba\u0107 are utterly inappropriate \u00a0and unacceptable in our environment.
\n3.\u00a0No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances \u00a0will be referred to as chuj, zajebaniec or pierdolony debil.
\n4.\u00a0Lack of determination will not be referred to as sra\u0107 or ola\u0107 nor will \u00a0persons who lack initiative be referred to as peda\u0142.
\n5.\u00a0Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as pierdo\u0142y or pojebane pomys\u0142y.
\n6.\u00a0Do not say id\u017a si\u0119 jeba\u0107 if somebody is persistent, do not add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say zjebali\u015by to (refer to item 2) \u00a0nor wyjebiemy si\u0119 na tym when a matter becomes excessively \u00a0
\ncomplicated.
\n7.\u00a0When asking someone to leave you alone, you \u00a0must not say spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute „May I help you?” with Czego kurwa chcesz!?.
\n8.\u00a0Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners kurewski dostawca or pierdolony DCF!
\n9.\u00a0Do not say idzcie do pizdy z \u00a0tym chujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor \u00a0should you ever answer odpierdolcie si\u0119 ode mnie or metrowy chuj ci w dup\u0119 when your assistance is required.
\n10.\u00a0You should never call partner representatives as zajebana swinia or kurewski debil.
\n11.\u00a0The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy peda\u0142.<\/p>\n

Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say: mog\u0105 sobie wsadzi\u0107 to w dup\u0119!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2026proszone s\u0105 o opuszczenie bloga.) a nadesz\u0142o z Japonii. thx! (znaczy domo arigato!) W pewnej firmie finansowej, \u00a0prezes zarz\u0105du by\u0142 mocno naciskany przez manager\u00f3w \u017ceby jako\u015b wp\u0142yn\u0105\u0142 na…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[405],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-best-of-this-old-mundp-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}