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nades\u0142ane zzagra nicy; potemu w leng\u0142id\u017cu. \u017cywy dow\u00f3d \u017ce te niemce gupie som. (Henri, merci!)
\ni nie r\u0119czymy za autentyczno\u015b\u0107; look’sreal<\/a> \u2013 ale w ko\u0144cu to Francuzi\u2026)
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In Honor of Stupid People: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
\n\u2022 On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
\n\u2022 On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! \u00a0No purchase necessary. \u00a0Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?
\n\u2022 On a bar of Dial soap — „Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be how???…)
\n\u2022 On some Swanson frozen dinners — „Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s „just” a suggestion).
\n\u2022 On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — „Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
\n\u2022 On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — „Product will be hot after heating.” (…and you thought????…)
\n\u2022 On packaging for a Rowenta iron — „Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more time)?
\n\u2022 On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — „Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
\n\u2022 On Nytol Sleep Aid — „Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and…I’m taking this because???….)
\n\u2022 On most brands of Christmas lights — „For indoor or outdoor use only.” (As opposed to…what)?
\n\u2022 On a Japanese food processor — „Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this I’m a bit curious.)
\n\u2022 On Sainsbury’s peanuts — „Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)
\n\u2022 On an American Airlines packet of nuts — „Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
\n\u2022 On a child’s Superman costume — „Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” \u00a0(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

nades\u0142ane zzagra nicy; potemu w leng\u0142id\u017cu. \u017cywy dow\u00f3d \u017ce te niemce gupie som. (Henri, merci!) i nie r\u0119czymy za autentyczno\u015b\u0107; look’sreal \u2013 ale w ko\u0144cu to Francuzi\u2026) In Honor of Stupid People: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[405],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-best-of-this-old-mundp-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}