{"id":34361,"date":"2018-05-17T07:43:07","date_gmt":"2018-05-17T05:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=34361"},"modified":"2018-05-17T07:44:39","modified_gmt":"2018-05-17T05:44:39","slug":"humor-poranny-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=34361","title":{"rendered":"Humor (?) poranny."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\u2013 <em>W celu potwierdzenia zaniku napi\u0119cia koordynator ds. utrzymania energetyki i automatyki SNG dzwoni\u0142 do Rejonowego Dyspozytora Mocy firmy Energa Operator. Uzyska\u0142 informacj\u0119 o zaniku napi\u0119cia na jednej sekcji \u015bredniego napi\u0119cia 15kV zasilaj\u0105cej Przepompowni\u0119 \u015aciek\u00f3w O\u0142owianka. Rozmowa, mamy nadziej\u0119, \u017ce rozmowa by\u0142a rejestrowana w systemie RDM Energa Operator<\/em>.<\/p>\n<ol>\u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/www.trojmiasto.pl\/wiadomosci\/Spadek-napiecia-przycznyna-awarii-w-przepompowni-na-Olowiance-n123856.html\"><strong>Wci\u0105\u017c nie wiadomo, co spowodowa\u0142o awari\u0119 w przepompowni na O\u0142owiance<\/strong><\/a>\u201d<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\ni taki dowcip (?) z Peerelu mnie si\u0119.<\/p>\n<ol>Pocz\u0105tek grudnia. Nowomianowany tow. Dyrektor (\u201e\u2026ale wierny.\u201d) wpada do<br \/>\nMiejskiego Przedsi\u0119biorstwa Oczyszczania i p\u0142acze:<br \/>\n\u2013 <em>Towarzysze i Obywatele, tragedia! Co\u015b bia\u0142ego leci z nieba<\/em>\u2026<\/ol>\n<p>\u2026<br \/>\naa, tak mnie si\u0119 przypomnia\u0142o, bo w Gda. zn\u00f3w pada, niewielkie co\u015b, cho\u0107 z nieba.<br \/>\ndobranoc Pa\u0144stwu i Wy, tow. Ministranci<br \/>\nmr m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 W celu potwierdzenia zaniku napi\u0119cia koordynator ds. utrzymania energetyki i automatyki SNG dzwoni\u0142 do Rejonowego Dyspozytora Mocy firmy Energa Operator. Uzyska\u0142 informacj\u0119 o zaniku napi\u0119cia na jednej&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34362,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,412],"tags":[4493,616,2789,4559,139,3390,2851,2779,3213],"class_list":["post-34361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rzeczy-materialne","category-mielone-i-bajaderki","tag-3miasto","tag-bob-budowniczy","tag-budyn","tag-fachowcy","tag-gdansk","tag-growno","tag-ministranci","tag-olowianka","tag-sasiedzi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34361"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34364,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34361\/revisions\/34364"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}