{"id":34029,"date":"2018-03-12T08:26:41","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T07:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=34029"},"modified":"2018-03-12T08:30:26","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T07:30:26","slug":"zapoznani-geniusze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=34029","title":{"rendered":"Zapoznani geniusze."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by\u0142em wczoraj na koncercie, bo galerie tu zamkli. gra\u0142o dw\u00f3ch Pianist\u00f3w. Ludzie: to gorsze, jak mecz tenisa: <em>ucho w prawo, ucho w lewo \/ ucho w prawo, ucho w lewo \/ ucho<\/em>\u2026<br \/>\nale: nie ma tego z\u0142ego.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\na bo tak sobie tam siedz\u0119 i my\u015bl\u0119, co robi\u0107 na koncercie, prawda? i wymy\u015bli\u0142em:<br \/>\n<strong>koncert na telefony kom\u00f3rkowe!<\/strong><br \/>\ntego (chyba) jeszcze nie by\u0142o, jestem awangard\u0105. i ma by\u0107 tak:<br \/>\n\u2022 przychodzisz na koncert;<br \/>\n\u2022 i <strong>nie<\/strong> wy\u0142\u0105czasz kom\u00f3ry;<br \/>\n\u2022 ale za to podajesz jej numer Panu Klawiszowcowi;<br \/>\n\u2022 on przypisuje Twemu n-rowi klawisz w kompie, komp do <em>parapeta<\/em>, teraz wszystko: elektronika;<br \/>\n\u2022 i gra Waszymi (naszymi) dzwonkami.<br \/>\nproste i genialne.<br \/>\ndobranoc Pa\u0144stwu.<br \/>\nmr m.<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\na w Obrazku: kanalizacja (gazowa) Danzig, bez zwi\u0105zku. no, tylko taki, \u017ce koncert te\u017c w gda\u0144sku, niedaleko od tej Kanalizacji. (przypadek\u2026?)<br \/>\nm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by\u0142em wczoraj na koncercie, bo galerie tu zamkli. gra\u0142o dw\u00f3ch Pianist\u00f3w. Ludzie: to gorsze, jak mecz tenisa: ucho w prawo, ucho w lewo \/ ucho w prawo, ucho w lewo \/ ucho\u2026 ale: nie ma tego z\u0142ego.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34030,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[412],"tags":[2217,5188,971,5243,6200,6199],"class_list":["post-34029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mielone-i-bajaderki","tag-awangarda","tag-instalacje","tag-jacek-i-placek","tag-kanalisation-danzig","tag-konceptualizm","tag-pianisci"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34029"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34034,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34029\/revisions\/34034"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}