{"id":33717,"date":"2018-01-14T09:52:01","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T08:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=33717"},"modified":"2018-01-14T09:52:01","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T08:52:01","slug":"kacik-starych-dowcipow-globus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=33717","title":{"rendered":"K\u0105cik starych dowcip\u00f3w: Globus."},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>jest taki ruski dowcip, cogo ZAWSZE opowiadam:<br \/>\niwana wypuszczaj\u0105 z \u0142agru. po 25 latach.<br \/>\n<em>tylko<\/em> &#8211; <em>m\u00f3wi\u0105 mu &#8211; musisz z Mateczki Rosji wyjecha\u0107; bo nie zas\u0142u\u017cy\u0142e\u015b<\/em>.<br \/>\na iwan poszed\u0142, jak mia\u0142 19 rok\u00f3w.<br \/>\ni poza Mateczk\u0105 (nieca\u0142\u0105) \u015bwiata nie widywa\u0142.<br \/>\n\u2013 <em>no to dajcie Globus, wybior\u0119, gdzie mam, za kt\u00f3ry ocean\u2026<\/em>)<br \/>\nkr\u0119ci tym globusem, kr\u0119ci\u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 <em>a nie macie wy innego globusa?<\/em><\/ol>\n<p>Od tego czasu wiele si\u0119 zmieni\u0142o na Lepsze.<br \/>\ndobranoc Pa\u0144stwu<br \/>\nmr m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jest taki ruski dowcip, cogo ZAWSZE opowiadam: iwana wypuszczaj\u0105 z \u0142agru. po 25 latach. tylko &#8211; m\u00f3wi\u0105 mu &#8211; musisz z Mateczki Rosji wyjecha\u0107; bo nie zas\u0142u\u017cy\u0142e\u015b. a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33718,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5837,5818,8,5831,5789],"tags":[877,1183,3927,329,3179,404,6010],"class_list":["post-33717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-5837","category-5818","category-bajki","category-iluzje","category-ludzie","tag-globus","tag-krokodyl","tag-lagry","tag-rosja","tag-zaczarowany-olowek","tag-zsrr","tag-6010"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33719,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33717\/revisions\/33719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}