{"id":30169,"date":"2016-05-28T11:43:41","date_gmt":"2016-05-28T09:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=30169"},"modified":"2016-05-28T11:43:41","modified_gmt":"2016-05-28T09:43:41","slug":"kosmosy-byly-dwa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=30169","title":{"rendered":"\u201eKosmosy by\u0142y dwa.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>W Barze Kosmos obs\u0142uga posz\u0142a krok dalej. Ca\u0142e miasto wiedzia\u0142o, \u017ce najta\u0144sza obowi\u0105zkowa zagrycha, jak\u0105 trzeba wliczy\u0107 w koszt wypadu do Krainy Ba\u015bni, to kanapka jarska. Kawa\u0142ek suchego chlebka wielko\u015bci d\u0142oni niemowlaka, przykryty zzielenia\u0142\u0105 ze staro\u015bci bryndz\u0105. Nawet bardzo pijane osobniki kuma\u0142y, \u017ce wszystko mo\u017cna zje\u015b\u0107. Cho\u0107by w\u0142asny pasek od spodni. Ale liczba kanapek wydanych musi by\u0107 taka sama, jak wracaj\u0105cych w nienaruszonym stanie do gabloty. Bo je\u015bli nie, to nad bufetami pojawia\u0142y si\u0119 z\u0142owieszcze og\u0142oszenia: \u201eKanapek Brak\u201d i trzeba by\u0142o zamawia\u0107 dro\u017csze i o wiele bardziej \u015bmierdz\u0105ce zimne n\u00f3\u017cki.<br \/>\nAle na czym polega\u0142 krok, kt\u00f3ry zrobili dziarscy gastronauci z Kosmosu? Ot\u00f3\u017c jako jedyni w tej cz\u0119\u015bci miasta, zamiast kanapek wprowadzili do menu jako zagrych\u0119 suchy chleb. Wyr\u00f3b tani, trudny do popsucia.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201e<a href=\"http:\/\/mroczkiwoczach.blogspot.com\/2013\/08\/w-kosmos.html\"><strong>W kosmos<\/strong><\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W Barze Kosmos obs\u0142uga posz\u0142a krok dalej. Ca\u0142e miasto wiedzia\u0142o, \u017ce najta\u0144sza obowi\u0105zkowa zagrycha, jak\u0105 trzeba wliczy\u0107 w koszt wypadu do Krainy Ba\u015bni, to kanapka jarska. Kawa\u0142ek suchego chlebka wielko\u015bci d\u0142oni niemowlaka, przykryty zzielenia\u0142\u0105 ze staro\u015bci bryndz\u0105. Nawet bardzo pijane osobniki kuma\u0142y, \u017ce wszystko mo\u017cna zje\u015b\u0107. Cho\u0107by w\u0142asny pasek od spodni. Ale liczba kanapek wydanych [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1,405,2130],"tags":[1157,307,383,236],"class_list":["post-30169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muzyka","category-inne","category-the-best-of-this-old-mundp-page","category-to-jest-peerel","tag-kosmos","tag-prl","tag-wodka","tag-zoliborz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30169"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30170,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30169\/revisions\/30170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}