{"id":289,"date":"2004-10-03T13:50:20","date_gmt":"2004-10-03T11:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/makowskiundpepe\/?p=289"},"modified":"2015-04-09T10:39:31","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T09:39:31","slug":"bomba-wwwodorowa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"bomba wwwodorowa (szata\u0144ska niew\u0105tpliwie) \u2013 w kszta\u0142cie Misia z rogami"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"tab\" width=\"100%\"  border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"155\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mis.filmweb.pl\/\" title=\"par\u00f3wkowym skryto\u017cercom m\u00f3wimy stanowcze nie!\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/10\/mis.jpg\" alt=\"mis\" width=\"150\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-28571\" \/><\/a>\n\t<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/miasta.gazeta.pl\/lublin\/1,35640,2319258.html\"target=\"_blank\">cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 lokator\u00f3w sp\u00f3\u0142dzielni mieszkaniowej Centrum w Lublinie za\u017c\u0105da\u0142a by anten\u0119 usun\u0105\u0107\u2026 jak m\u00f3wili \u201enie chc\u0105 czeka\u0107, a\u017c zabije ich internet&#8221;. prezes kaza\u0142 wi\u0119c zdj\u0105\u0107. <br \/>decyzj\u0119 wyda\u0142 na podstawie ankiety, w kt\u00f3rej wi\u0119kszo\u015b\u0107 uzna\u0142a internet za \u201e\u015bmiertelne zagro\u017cenie&#8221;.<\/a> <br \/>i s\u0142usznie. proponuj\u0119 miejsce po antenie wy\u015bwi\u0119ci\u0107 <br \/>(ale najpierw ankieta \u2013 w jakiej religii); p\u00f3\u017aniej otoczy\u0107 kordonem z czosnku, okadzi\u0107 i zamurowa\u0107. <br \/>a tym, co chcieli mie\u0107 internet \u2013 obowi\u0105zkow\u0105 reedukacj\u0119 w Korei P\u00f3lnocnej. i konfiskata mienia \u2013 bo to na pewno z\u0142odzieje s\u0105 (a mo\u017ce i \u017cydy? no bo sk\u0105d mieli na ten internet? <em>bo ka\u017cdy pijak to z\u0142odziej jest\u2026<\/em>)<br \/>\n<br \/>(<em>a na tej antenie pani droga, to podobno te\u017c 666 numer by\u0142\u2026 i ten, no, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/blog\/index.php?p=312\"target=\"_blank\"><strong>Teletubi\u015b<\/strong><\/a>! oj moja s\u0142odziute\u0144ka, \u017ce te\u017c one wstydu nie maj\u0105\u2026 koniec \u015bwiata blisko\u2026<\/em>)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 lokator\u00f3w sp\u00f3\u0142dzielni mieszkaniowej Centrum w Lublinie za\u017c\u0105da\u0142a by anten\u0119 usun\u0105\u0107\u2026 jak m\u00f3wili \u201enie chc\u0105 czeka\u0107, a\u017c zabije ich internet&#8221;. prezes kaza\u0142 wi\u0119c zdj\u0105\u0107. decyzj\u0119 wyda\u0142 na podstawie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28571,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[405],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-best-of-this-old-mundp-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28572,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/28572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}