{"id":27080,"date":"2014-07-06T09:48:35","date_gmt":"2014-07-06T08:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=27080"},"modified":"2014-07-06T10:17:06","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T09:17:06","slug":"ida-lesni-anarhorekawiczka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=27080","title":{"rendered":"id\u0105 Le\u015bni (anarhor\u0119kawiczka)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"anarhorekawiczka\"
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\nu-aktualnienie:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Kiedy\u015b wracali\u015bmy z wiejskiego pogrzebu w paradnym korowodzie. T\u0142um szed\u0142 powoli asfaltow\u0105 drog\u0105. Grza\u0142o s\u0142o\u0144ce. Upa\u0142. Za nami jecha\u0142y samochody. Kierowcy i pasa\u017cerowie byli w\u015bciekli, \u017ce blokujemy ruch drogowy. Jechali najprawdopodobniej na wakacje nad morze. Z jakiego\u015b powodu bardzo im si\u0119 spieszy\u0142o. Zacz\u0119li tr\u0105bi\u0107 w klaksony.
\nW ko\u0144cu jeden z kierowc\u00f3w, by\u0107 mo\u017ce z Warszawy \u2013 poniewa\u017c tam \u017cyj\u0105 najbardziej niecierpliwi ludzie \u2013 wyskoczy\u0142 z auta i rykn\u0105\u0142 na nas wszystkich:
\n\u2013 Co wy tak wolno idziecie?
\nWtedy burmistrz miasteczka odpowiedzia\u0142 mu spokojnie:
\n\u2013 Prosz\u0119 pana, my tutaj \u017cyjemy, a pan tylko t\u0119dy przeje\u017cd\u017ca<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27081,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[3904,3905,1704],"class_list":["post-27080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-camera-obscura","tag-jan-nowicki","tag-kujawy","tag-rekawiczki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27080"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27087,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080\/revisions\/27087"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}