{"id":25606,"date":"2013-12-11T08:28:13","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T07:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=25606"},"modified":"2013-12-11T08:34:28","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T07:34:28","slug":"cytaty-z-porannej-prasy-prorzadowej-zwykle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=25606","title":{"rendered":"Cytaty z porannej prasy prorz\u0105dowej (zwykle)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/serwisy.gazetaprawna.pl\/emerytury-i-renty\/artykuly\/764841,emerytalny-bubel-2-5-mln-osob-nie-przejdzie-do-ofe.html\"><strong>Nie ma sensu<\/strong><\/a>, aby 2,5 mln os\u00f3b wype\u0142nia\u0142o o\u015bwiadczenie o przyst\u0105pieniu do OFE, bo ich sk\u0142adka i tak trafi do ZUS.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>3.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Funkcjonariusz nie razi\u0142 paralizatorem, tylko \u015bwieci\u0142 latark\u0105. A <a href=\"http:\/\/wiadomosci.gazeta.pl\/wiadomosci\/1,114875,15113242,Policja__To_byla_latarka__nie_paralizator.html\"><strong>nie poka\u017ce jej, bo zgubi\u0142<\/strong><\/a>\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>3.<br \/>\ni ju\u017c nie chce mi si\u0119 dalej, prawda: panie Marian? Nie ma sensu, bo (+ si\u0119) zgubi\u0142.<br \/>\na zdj\u0119cie: przypadkowe, jak zwykle. z <a href=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?s=leipzig\">Lipska<\/a>(ze \u015bl\u0105ska znaczy, chyba).<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?s=leipzig\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/lipsk-2-maja-2013-405.jpg\" alt=\"lipsk-2-maja-2013-405\" width=\"675\" height=\"900\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-25610\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/lipsk-2-maja-2013-405.jpg 675w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/lipsk-2-maja-2013-405-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/lipsk-2-maja-2013-405-520x693.jpg 520w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/lipsk-2-maja-2013-405-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nps.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Mieszkaniec bloku na Che\u0142mie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trojmiasto.pl\/wiadomosci\/Mieszkaniec-bloku-na-Chelmie-grozi-ze-wysadzi-budynek-n75262.html\">grozi, \u017ce wysadzi budynek<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>ale tak: bez powod\u00f3w? no, jak to\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n(cyt. z koment.)<\/p>\n<ol>Patologiczne blokowisko<\/p>\n<p>A kole\u015b nap\u2026 co noc m\u0142otkiem to norma<br \/>\n\u2013 Bum bum bum<br \/>\n\u2013 Ojej, co to?<br \/>\n\u2013 To nic kochanie, \u015bpij, mieszkamy w bloku.<br \/>\nes<\/ol>\n<p>(kon. + cyt.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Nie ma sensu, aby 2,5 mln os\u00f3b wype\u0142nia\u0142o o\u015bwiadczenie o przyst\u0105pieniu do OFE, bo ich sk\u0142adka i tak trafi do ZUS. 3. Funkcjonariusz nie razi\u0142 paralizatorem, tylko \u015bwieci\u0142 latark\u0105. A nie poka\u017ce jej, bo zgubi\u0142\u2026 3. i ju\u017c nie chce mi si\u0119 dalej, prawda: panie Marian? Nie ma sensu, bo (+ si\u0119) zgubi\u0142. a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25610,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[533,119,862,167,2933,3314,230,13,1389,3278,2760,392],"class_list":["post-25606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inne","tag-anarchia","tag-emeryci","tag-gaska-balbinka","tag-iii-rp","tag-jacek-i-agatka","tag-leipzig","tag-liberalizm","tag-media","tag-mis-z-okienka","tag-ofe","tag-ptys-i-balbina","tag-wolnosc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25606"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25618,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25606\/revisions\/25618"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}