{"id":25497,"date":"2013-11-25T07:21:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-25T06:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=25497"},"modified":"2013-11-25T07:21:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T06:21:31","slug":"przezyjmy-to-jeszcze-raz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=25497","title":{"rendered":"Prze\u017cyjmy to jeszcze raz."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Potym pojechali\u015bmy po proszki. Posta\u0142em pot pociongiem i paczszy\u0142em jak otdawa kartonik ze ciotk\u0105 kord\u0142ukrorowi, jak kor\u0142duktor ot k\u0142ada kartonik na siedzenie, jak kuzyn paczszy na biljet dzie jego wagon i pszydzia\u0142, ja w siada do pszydzia\u0142u zaras pszy kor\u0142dukto\u017ce, jak siada na swoje mniejsce i jak opjera si\u0119 o kszese\u0142ko, jak za chud\u0105 siciank\u0105 puka jemu w plecki mamusia jego najedy\u0144sza.<br \/>\nI fertik.<br \/>\nW \u0142a\u017anie po my\u015blalem \u017ce isz bes ca\u0142y dzie\u0144 nie wypowjedzia\u0142em jedno s\u0142owo asz do tu. Teras moge zasno\u0144\u0107.<\/p>\n<ol>\u201e<a href=\"http:\/\/boraksblok.blogspot.com\/2013\/11\/pociongiem-pszybejdziesz-pociongiem.html\"><strong>Spociongu jeste\u015b w pociongiem obrucisz<\/strong><\/a>\u201d<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001.jpg\" alt=\"Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001\" width=\"1280\" height=\"960\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-25498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001-520x390.jpg 520w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001-740x555.jpg 740w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Rekawiczka-zwijajaca-kable-001-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nps.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201e<a href=\"http:\/\/forsal.pl\/artykuly\/747858,dlugosc-zycia-polakow-wydluza-sie-ekspresowo-to-problem-dla-zus-i-nfz.html\"><strong>D\u0142ugo\u015b\u0107 \u017cycia Polak\u00f3w wyd\u0142u\u017ca si\u0119 ekspresowo. To problem dla ZUS i NF<\/strong><\/a>\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026<br \/>\n\u201ePopierajcie Parti\u0119 czynem \u2013 umierajcie przed terminem\u201d<br \/>\n(z Peerelu, stare znaczy. o Emerytach; tamtych. Dawno i nieprawda.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Potym pojechali\u015bmy po proszki. Posta\u0142em pot pociongiem i paczszy\u0142em jak otdawa kartonik ze ciotk\u0105 kord\u0142ukrorowi, jak kor\u0142duktor ot k\u0142ada kartonik na siedzenie, jak kuzyn paczszy na biljet dzie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25498,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,418,409],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rzeczy-materialne","category-polskie-blogi","category-look-on-the-bright-side"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25499,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25497\/revisions\/25499"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}