{"id":24932,"date":"2013-09-26T06:14:41","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T05:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=24932"},"modified":"2013-09-26T06:18:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T05:18:03","slug":"czy-ja-umiem-czytac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=24932","title":{"rendered":"Czy ja umiem czyta\u0107?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ju\u017c nie. (A bo i po co czyta\u0107? Tylko frustracja. Wiadomo: M\u0105dry [tzw.] ma \u015blepy wzrok i ponury \u2013 a cz\u0119sto w Ob\u0142\u0119dzie \u2013 umys\u0142. Oraz d\u0142ugi, zwykle.)
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\"gdansk-zaspa-2013-wrze-001\"<\/a>
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\nps.<\/p>\n

\u2013 SKM to nie tramwaj, kt\u00f3rym podr\u00f3\u017cuje si\u0119 na kr\u00f3tkich dystansach. Kolej s\u0142u\u017cy nam najcz\u0119\u015bciej do przejazd\u00f3w pomi\u0119dzy miastami, wi\u0119c tym bardziej zaskoczony by\u0142em, \u017ce na obszarze ca\u0142ej aglomeracji nie mo\u017cna tam skorzysta\u0107 z toalety – dziwi si\u0119 nasz czytelnik, pan Micha\u0142.
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\n\u2013 Zamkn\u0119li\u015bmy \u0142azienki po zaleceniach Sanepidu, z kt\u00f3rymi trudno dyskutowa\u0107. Tereny wok\u00f3\u0142 trasy SKM s\u0105 silnie zurbanizowane, nieopodal tor\u00f3w s\u0105 nie tylko zak\u0142ady przemys\u0142owe, ale te\u017c domy i ca\u0142e osiedla – wyja\u015bnia Marcin G\u0142uszek, dyrektor ds. marketingu i sprzeda\u017cy SKM. (\u2026) Oczywi\u015bcie w nag\u0142ych przypadkach reagujemy elastycznie\u2026<\/p>\n

    \u201eSKM: za potrzeb\u0105 tylko w wyj\u0105tkowych sytuacjach<\/strong><\/a>\u201d<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    Tramwaj zwany posraniem.
    \n(d. spacer w \u0141azienkach.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Ju\u017c nie. (A bo i po co czyta\u0107? Tylko frustracja. Wiadomo: M\u0105dry [tzw.] ma \u015blepy wzrok i ponury \u2013 a cz\u0119sto w Ob\u0142\u0119dzie \u2013 umys\u0142. Oraz d\u0142ugi, zwykle.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24937,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4493,126,824,2403,1601,2873,1951,3544,2770],"class_list":["post-24932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inne","tag-3miasto","tag-europa","tag-europa-srodkowo-wschodnia","tag-gowno","tag-pkp","tag-skm","tag-ue","tag-zacpa","tag-zaspa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24932"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24940,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24932\/revisions\/24940"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}