{"id":24667,"date":"2013-08-23T06:46:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T05:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=24667"},"modified":"2013-08-23T07:31:27","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T06:31:27","slug":"panie-panowie-bez-jaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=24667","title":{"rendered":"Panie, Panowie: bez jaj."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dzi\u015b wyj\u0105tkowo.<br \/>\nalbowiem od lat (niekt\u00f3rzy) moi Serdeczni znajomi (pono\u0107 s\u0105 gdzie\u015b tacy) &#8212; martwi\u0105 si\u0119 i nawo\u0142uj\u0105, abym nie Leni\u0142 (+ si\u0119) &#8212; i zacz\u0105\u0142 robi\u0107 (cyt.) <em>Co\u015b po\u017cytecznego<\/em> (oxymoron?). no to m\u00f3wi\u0119, znaczy: pokazuj\u0119 \u2013 robi\u0119. <strong>a i Wy = mo\u017cecie<\/strong>.<br \/>\not\u00f3\u017c: idzie Pani jesie\u0144. b\u0119d\u0105 \u017co\u0142\u0119dzie, kasztany (i inne spadaj\u0105ce). no to:<br \/>\nA. zbieramy;<br \/>\nB. idziemy do Lasu;<br \/>\nC. wtykamy gdzieb\u0105d\u017a, a <strong>najlepiej<\/strong> w rozpadaj\u0105cy si\u0119 stary tenten po wyci\u0119tym czy innym pad\u0142ym Drzewie;<br \/>\nD. czekamy rok, dwa, trzy \u2013 i idziemy oceni\u0107 efekt.<br \/>\n<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drzewo-nowe-z-kasztana-2013-650.jpg\" alt=\"drzewo-nowe-z-kasztana-2013-650\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-24668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drzewo-nowe-z-kasztana-2013-650.jpg 650w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drzewo-nowe-z-kasztana-2013-650-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drzewo-nowe-z-kasztana-2013-650-520x694.jpg 520w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/drzewo-nowe-z-kasztana-2013-650-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\na oto i efekt, jeden z kilku, mo\u017ce: wielu &#8212; ju\u017c Tutejszy &#038; m\u00f3j: 2 lata temu prawie wstawiony do Lasu.<br \/>\nPanie, Panowie: bez jaj. nie marnujcie czasu na Sztuk\u0119 &#8212; czy inne dyrdyma\u0142y. do Lasu.<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nps.<br \/>\nw innych porach roku te\u017c jest co wsadza\u0107 w Las. ot, taka Mi\u0142o\u015b\u0107.<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\ni dobranoc Pa\u0144stwu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dzi\u015b wyj\u0105tkowo. albowiem od lat (niekt\u00f3rzy) moi Serdeczni znajomi (pono\u0107 s\u0105 gdzie\u015b tacy) &#8212; martwi\u0105 si\u0119 i nawo\u0142uj\u0105, abym nie Leni\u0142 (+ si\u0119) &#8212; i zacz\u0105\u0142 robi\u0107 (cyt.)&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[112,862,1221,1396,1716,3521],"class_list":["post-24667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-camera-obscura","tag-drzewa","tag-gaska-balbinka","tag-las","tag-miotla-czarodzieja","tag-robin-hood","tag-sens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24667"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24671,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24667\/revisions\/24671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}