{"id":233,"date":"2004-09-15T07:23:27","date_gmt":"2004-09-15T05:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/makowskiundpepe\/?p=233"},"modified":"2011-01-02T10:37:24","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T10:37:24","slug":"cyborgiem-jestem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"cyborgiem jestem (za chwil\u0119) \u2013 a dzi\u015b wampirem\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>robot-wampir<\/strong> \u2013 to by\u0142o do przewidzenia. wszyj\u0105 nam chipy pod sk\u00f3r\u0119; microsoft b\u0119dzie nas <strong>podatkowa\u0142<\/strong>\u2026 nie zap\u0142acisz? zrestartuj\u0105 ci\u0119: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/makowskiundpepe\/index.php?p=179\"target=\"_blank\"><strong>ctrl+alt+del<\/strong><\/a>\u2026<br \/><em>a MICRO robot which kills flies and powers itself using their dead bodies, is being developed by British boffins\u2026 the EcoBot II, attracts flies by emitting a stench concocted from human excrement. Once the fly shows up it is sucked into the digestion chambers of the robot where <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theinquirer.net\/?article=18341\"target=\"_blank\">a chemical found in the exo-skeleton will power the whole thing<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>robot-wampir \u2013 to by\u0142o do przewidzenia. wszyj\u0105 nam chipy pod sk\u00f3r\u0119; microsoft b\u0119dzie nas podatkowa\u0142\u2026 nie zap\u0142acisz? zrestartuj\u0105 ci\u0119: ctrl+alt+del\u2026a MICRO robot which kills flies and powers itself&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[405],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-best-of-this-old-mundp-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8655,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/8655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}