{"id":21982,"date":"2013-02-06T17:46:47","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T16:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=21982"},"modified":"2013-02-06T18:17:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T17:17:19","slug":"zoologia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=21982","title":{"rendered":"Zoologia."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pracownia52.pl\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/PKP-oliwa-2013-low-402.jpg\" alt=\"PKP-oliwa-2013-low-402\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-21987\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/PKP-oliwa-2013-low-402.jpg 650w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/PKP-oliwa-2013-low-402-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/PKP-oliwa-2013-low-402-520x694.jpg 520w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/PKP-oliwa-2013-low-402-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dyrektor GDDKiA:  Wiesz na czym ich z\u0142apali?<\/p>\n<ol>Cz\u0142onek zarz\u0105du TEERAG ASDAG:  No?<\/ol>\n<p>Dyrektor: Na grubo\u015bciach i na nasi\u0105kliwo\u015bci.<\/p>\n<ol>Cz\u0142onek: Betonu?<\/ol>\n<p>Dyrektor: Nie, \u015bcieralna nie by\u0142a dowa\u0142kowana. I to jak! Wiesz co zrobili? Sprowadzili w\u00f3z stra\u017cacki, kazali im pola\u0107 na drodze rozla\u0107 wod\u0119 i p\u00f3\u017aniej wiercili pr\u00f3bki.<\/p>\n<ol>Cz\u0142onek: To <strong>skurwysyny<\/strong> <a href =\"http:\/\/www.forbes.pl\/afera-drogowa-grube-miliony-za-cienki-asfalt,artykuly,138460,1,1.html\"><strong>w dup\u0119 je\u017ca<\/strong><\/a>.<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.pl\/search?q=granice+absurdu&#038;hl=pl&#038;tbo=u&#038;tbm=isch&#038;source=univ&#038;sa=X&#038;ei=KIgSUe_mK8_gtQbPwYH4Ag&#038;sqi=2&#038;ved=0CC8QsAQ&#038;biw=1464&#038;bih=866\">Granice absurdu<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dyrektor GDDKiA: Wiesz na czym ich z\u0142apali? Cz\u0142onek zarz\u0105du TEERAG ASDAG: No? Dyrektor: Na grubo\u015bciach i na nasi\u0105kliwo\u015bci. Cz\u0142onek: Betonu? Dyrektor: Nie, \u015bcieralna nie by\u0142a dowa\u0142kowana. I to jak! Wiesz co zrobili? Sprowadzili w\u00f3z stra\u017cacki, kazali im pola\u0107 na drodze rozla\u0107 wod\u0119 i p\u00f3\u017aniej wiercili pr\u00f3bki. Cz\u0142onek: To skurwysyny w dup\u0119 je\u017ca.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bajki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21982"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21994,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21982\/revisions\/21994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}