{"id":196,"date":"2004-09-06T08:23:33","date_gmt":"2004-09-06T06:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/makowskiundpepe\/?p=196"},"modified":"2004-09-06T08:23:33","modified_gmt":"2004-09-06T06:23:33","slug":"za-mao-witaminy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"za ma\u0142o witaminy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>jak z dowcipu o milicjancie \u2013 tak, tak, z lat 80. przychodzi do domu, otwiera lod\u00f3wk\u0119 \u2013 i lu! \u017con\u0119 w pysk. ta przera\u017cona, nast\u0119pnego dnia \u2013 wszystko: w\u00f3deczka, zagrycha, korniszonki\u2026 a on zn\u00f3w: przychodzi do domu, otwiera lod\u00f3wk\u0119 \u2013 i lu! i tak par\u0119 dni (w lod\u00f3wce coraz wi\u0119cej i lepiej oczywi\u015bcie).<br \/>wreszcie obita kobita (\u0142adny rym, prawda?) nie\u015bmia\u0142o pyta: \u2013 W\u0142adziu, czemu? a on: \u2013 a bo cholero nigdy \u015bwiat\u0142a w lod\u00f3wce nie wy\u0142\u0105czasz\u2026<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dottocomu.com\/b\/archives\/002817.html\"target=\"_blank\"><em>The trick is that instead of plunging your legumes into total darkness the Delicious Vitamin Boost Light Power Vegetable Compartment uses coloured LED lights at frequencies that don&#8217;t &#8222;stimulate germination&#8221;<\/em><\/a><br \/>jak wida\u0107, mia\u0142 racj\u0119.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jak z dowcipu o milicjancie \u2013 tak, tak, z lat 80. przychodzi do domu, otwiera lod\u00f3wk\u0119 \u2013 i lu! \u017con\u0119 w pysk. ta przera\u017cona, nast\u0119pnego dnia \u2013 wszystko:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[405],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-best-of-this-old-mundp-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}