{"id":14403,"date":"2011-11-29T04:01:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T18:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=14403"},"modified":"2011-11-29T04:01:06","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T18:01:06","slug":"a-skoro-dzis-juz-2gi-raz-o-andy-warcholu%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=14403","title":{"rendered":"a skoro dzi\u015b ju\u017c 2gi raz o andy warcholu\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/MakeLifeHarder\"><strong>Make life harder<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nZbli\u017caj\u0105 si\u0119 \u015bwi\u0119ta i na naszych sto\u0142ach pojawiaj\u0105 si\u0119 prawdziwe delikatesy: szynka, mas\u0142o oraz owoce. Pojawia si\u0119 r\u00f3wnie\u017c banan, czyli owoc z rodziny owoc\u00f3w homoseksualnych. Jak zje\u015b\u0107 banana i nie zosta\u0107 wzi\u0119tym za peda\u0142a. Istniej\u0105 dwie szko\u0142y: szko\u0142a tradycyjna polega na tym, \u017ce jemy banana, unikaj\u0105c kontaktu wzrokowego z jakimkolwiek kolesiem w pomieszczeniu, w tym celu wychodzimy z mieszkania i jemy banana na klatce schodowej albo na balkonie. Druga szko\u0142a polega na tym, \u017ce jemy banana no\u017cem i widelcem jak normalny cz\u0142owiek, a w tle puszczamy sobie \u201eWake me up before you go go&#8221; i my\u015blimy o prawdziwych facetach jak Tom Cruise czy John Travolta.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(a raz 1szy to <a href=\"http:\/\/postmedia.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/uwaga-cyfrowi-maoisci.html\">tam<\/a>. \u201enie sprzedasz dobrze Ksi\u0105\u017cki &#8212; a zapewne <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/specials\/packages\/article\/0,28804,1984685_1984745_1985490,00.html\">on<\/a> i Ksi\u0105\u017ck\u0119 z tym wyda za chwil\u0119 &#8212; bez chwytliwego, ikonicznego Tytu\u0142u. najlepiej z printem <strong>andy warchola<\/strong> na ok\u0142adce; bo to wszyscy znaj\u0105 (\u2026)&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FjjDmX9Tkss\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico\" width=\"650\" height=\"650\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico.jpg 650w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico-520x520.jpg 520w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/velvet-underground-velvet-underground-and-nico-624x624.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make life harder Zbli\u017caj\u0105 si\u0119 \u015bwi\u0119ta i na naszych sto\u0142ach pojawiaj\u0105 si\u0119 prawdziwe delikatesy: szynka, mas\u0142o oraz owoce. Pojawia si\u0119 r\u00f3wnie\u017c banan, czyli owoc z rodziny owoc\u00f3w homoseksualnych. Jak zje\u015b\u0107 banana i nie zosta\u0107 wzi\u0119tym za peda\u0142a. Istniej\u0105 dwie szko\u0142y: szko\u0142a tradycyjna polega na tym, \u017ce jemy banana, unikaj\u0105c kontaktu wzrokowego z jakimkolwiek kolesiem w [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14406,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14403"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14408,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14403\/revisions\/14408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}