{"id":13010,"date":"2011-08-24T18:33:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T07:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=13010"},"modified":"2011-08-24T18:35:29","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T07:05:29","slug":"sezon-na-burze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=13010","title":{"rendered":"sezon na Burze"},"content":{"rendered":"

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co to znaczy: \u201eklimat umiarkowany”? czy mo\u017cna zje\u015b\u0107 Ciastko — i je mie\u0107? czy mo\u017cna by\u0107 Bogatym i Szcz\u0119\u015bliwym? (to ostatnie pono\u0107 widziano na borneo, przed tygodniem\u2026)
\ndoba ma tylko\u2026 (cholera, nie pami\u0119tam, ile?) zrobisz tylko to, co zrobisz. Lepiej \u2013 to mniej. Wi\u0119cej: to Tandetnie. a Czasy mamy\u2026 no, wiadomo.
\n<\/p>\n

Restauracja KFC w Sopocie na Monte Cassino. Przy wej\u015bciu do toalety informacja o op\u0142acie dla os\u00f3b – 30 z\u0142. Postanowi\u0142am skorzysta\u0107. Mo\u017ce akurat jest to wyj\u0105tkowa toaleta? Ale najpierw chc\u0119 zap\u0142aci\u0107. Pytam kasjerk\u0119, komu wr\u0119czy\u0107 pieni\u0105dze? Ta jest w szoku:
\n– Naprawd\u0119 chce pani p\u0142aci\u0107 30 z\u0142otych?<\/strong>
\nPotwierdzam.
\n– To musi pani poczeka\u0107 na kierownika zmiany.<\/strong>
\nKierownikiem jest pan Piotr Konkol. R\u00f3wnie\u017c on nie chce ode mnie pieni\u0119dzy.
\n– Ta tabliczka ma funkcj\u0119 odstraszaj\u0105c\u0105<\/a><\/strong> – poinformowa\u0142 mnie.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(za: pani Joe blog<\/a>. za prawd\u0119 [te\u017c.])
\n\u2026
\nczy mo\u017cna Bogato Sra\u0107<\/strong>?<\/em>
\ntak: w\u0142a\u015bnie (Narodowo) do tego zmierzamy.
\ndo Bogactwa.
\ntoalet.
\n\u2026
\n(i nieprawd\u0105 jest, Panie V.<\/a>, \u017ce jest to wpis Pesymistyczny. on jest Optymistyczny ten wpis. b\u0119dziemy Bogaci — i w Twarz [no, w Dup\u0119\u2026] rzucim na szaniec Niedowiarkom te 3 dyszki. a co?!?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

co to znaczy: \u201eklimat umiarkowany”? czy mo\u017cna zje\u015b\u0107 Ciastko — i je mie\u0107? czy mo\u017cna by\u0107 Bogatym i Szcz\u0119\u015bliwym? (to ostatnie pono\u0107 widziano na borneo, przed tygodniem\u2026) doba…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13011,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13010"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13015,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13010\/revisions\/13015"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}