{"id":12579,"date":"2011-07-21T20:19:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T08:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=12579"},"modified":"2011-07-21T20:19:35","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T08:49:35","slug":"i-my-to-wszystko-dla-narodu%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=12579","title":{"rendered":"i my to wszystko: dla Narodu\u2026 (d. 22 Lipca)"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/usidus\"><strong>Mirek Usidus<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nWczoraj <a href=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=12561\">wiralowa\u0142a historia pana, kt\u00f3ry si\u0119 deklinowa\u0142 a pani nie chcia\u0142a mu w tym przeszkadza\u0107<\/a>. Dzi\u015b (za <strong>Grzegorz Lindenberg<\/strong>) taka historyjka: <\/p>\n<ol>Kilka dni temu przy kasie ksi\u0119garni pojawi\u0142y si\u0119 dwie licealistki. Jedna z nich kupowa\u0142a \u201eWesele&#8221; Wyspia\u0144skiego.<br \/>\npanienka1: czyta\u0142a\u015b to?<br \/>\npanienka2: no, troch\u0119<br \/>\npanienka1: tam jaka\u015b Rejczel wyst\u0119puje, nie?<br \/>\npanienka2: we\u017a daj spok\u00f3j. wiesz, \u017ce tam jaki\u015b snopek napierdala?<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Szewcy, Indyk i pokolenie czeskie w jednym. albo czeszki (to by\u0142y).<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pracownia52.pl\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/P7020454-Lwy-i-chrzescjanie.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"P7020454-Lwy-i-chrzescjanie\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/P7020454-Lwy-i-chrzescjanie.jpg 650w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/P7020454-Lwy-i-chrzescjanie-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/P7020454-Lwy-i-chrzescjanie-520x390.jpg 520w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/P7020454-Lwy-i-chrzescjanie-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mirek Usidus Wczoraj wiralowa\u0142a historia pana, kt\u00f3ry si\u0119 deklinowa\u0142 a pani nie chcia\u0142a mu w tym przeszkadza\u0107. Dzi\u015b (za Grzegorz Lindenberg) taka historyjka: Kilka dni temu przy kasie ksi\u0119garni pojawi\u0142y si\u0119 dwie licealistki. Jedna z nich kupowa\u0142a \u201eWesele&#8221; Wyspia\u0144skiego. panienka1: czyta\u0142a\u015b to? panienka2: no, troch\u0119 panienka1: tam jaka\u015b Rejczel wyst\u0119puje, nie? panienka2: we\u017a daj spok\u00f3j. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12585,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12579"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12588,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions\/12588"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}