{"id":11116,"date":"2011-04-12T17:06:01","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T05:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=11116"},"modified":"2011-04-12T17:06:01","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T05:36:01","slug":"nic-albo-mantra-bo-mnie-sie-myli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=11116","title":{"rendered":"nic (albo mantra, bo mnie si\u0119 myli)."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\u201eHa\u0144ba Polsce&#8221; krzycza\u0142 wymachuj\u0105c bia\u0142o-czerwon\u0105 flag\u0105 m\u0119\u017cczyzna stoj\u0105cy na balkonie kamienicy przy skrzy\u017cowaniu ulic Pozna\u0144skiej i Ho\u017cej (\u2026) M\u0119\u017cczyzna by\u0142 nietrze\u017awy (\u2026) Pirotechnicy w mieszkaniu zatrzymanego czekaj\u0105 na przyjazd  bieg\u0142ego, kt\u00f3ry ma oceni\u0107 znalezion\u0105 bro\u0144 (\u2026) Na ok. 3 godziny policja zamkn\u0119\u0142a ruch dla kierowc\u00f3w oraz dla pieszych (\u2026) Na miejsce przyjecha\u0142 autobus miejski, w kt\u00f3rym <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvnwarszawa.pl\/informacje,news,bron-w-mieszkaniu-pijany-mezczyzna-zatrzymany,163389.html\">mieszka\u0144cy b\u0119d\u0105 si\u0119 mogli schroni\u0107 przed deszczem<\/a>\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>ha\u0144bapozna\u0144skiej.<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=11071\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P4079706-low.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"P4079706-low\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P4079706-low.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P4079706-low-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/ooops.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/P4079706-low-520x693.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nps.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Po takich ekscesach mozna si\u0119 tylko spodziewa\u0107 <a href=\"http:\/\/blogi.newsweek.pl\/Tekst\/polityka-polska\/560086,puk-puk-pobudka.html\">wypasu kr\u00f3w, owiec lub k\u00f3z pod Pa\u0142acem Prezydenckim (\u2026) Poczekajmy jeszcze a dojdzie do maj\u00f3wek na dziedzincu pa\u0142acowym\u2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>pi\u0119kna Wizja.<br \/>\nskoro u nasz, <a href=\"http:\/\/999sunsets.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/12\/zachod-slonca-numer-721\/\">na dzielnicy<\/a> \u2013 ju\u017c nie mo\u017cna Maj\u00f3wek (bo Szk\u0142o, \u015bmieci, brud i Budowla\u0144cy) &#8212; to: w Centrum\u2026<br \/>\nLud wr\u00f3ci na Salony, kiedy\u015b\u2026<br \/>\n(= w Maju.)<br \/>\ng\u0142\u0119boka Ekologia.<br \/>\n(albo mnie si\u0119 co\u015b.)<br \/>\n\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Postanowi\u0142em nazwa\u0107 swojego bohatera bogiem. B\u0119d\u0119 go czci\u0142 i jego plastikowe d\u0142onie. I za to \u017ce <a href=\"http:\/\/dziadparyski.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/10\/indianiec-ukradl-nam-barke\/\">okie\u0142zna\u0142 rusk\u0105 ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wk\u0119<\/a>. I za to \u017ce Indianie na piszcza\u0142kach bark\u0119 papiesk\u0105 zapierdalaj\u0105, na ryneczku \u0141azarskim w Poznaniu.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dziadparyski.wordpress.com\/2011\/04\/10\/indianiec-ukradl-nam-barke\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/_d17EicNwYoI\/TaFRHMQ_lTI\/AAAAAAAAAOQ\/q_w8JCrOfMI\/s576\/hater.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eHa\u0144ba Polsce&#8221; krzycza\u0142 wymachuj\u0105c bia\u0142o-czerwon\u0105 flag\u0105 m\u0119\u017cczyzna stoj\u0105cy na balkonie kamienicy przy skrzy\u017cowaniu ulic Pozna\u0144skiej i Ho\u017cej (\u2026) M\u0119\u017cczyzna by\u0142 nietrze\u017awy (\u2026) Pirotechnicy w mieszkaniu zatrzymanego czekaj\u0105 na&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[376,4482],"class_list":["post-11116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inne","tag-uzywki","tag-warszawa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11116"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11127,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11116\/revisions\/11127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}