{"id":1099,"date":"2006-02-13T20:04:22","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T18:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ooops.pl\/makowskiundpepe\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2006-02-13T20:04:22","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T18:04:22","slug":"welcome-to-turtleopedia-the-content-free-patience-test-that-anyone-can-edit-if-they-wait-long-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Turtleopedia, the content-free patience test that anyone can edit&#8230; if they wait long enough."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Main_Page\"target=\"_blank\"><b>uncyclopedia<\/b><\/a>:<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n<b>Word of the day<\/b><br \/>\n<i>gewgaw<\/i><br \/>\nTry to use it in conversation.<br \/>\nKnowledge is power.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n<b>In the news<\/b><\/p>\n<ol><i>\u2022 The JFK assasination has finally been solved. The true assasin&#8217;s name is UNIQ3786727972766f3b-choose18a243cf71e0ac4700000001.<br \/>\n\u2022 Al Gore upgrades the Internet to version 2.0.<br \/>\n\u2022 In an UnNews exclusive interview today the current CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America, Mitch &#8222;Litigious Bastard&#8221; Bainwol, discussed the analog hole, and the recent controversy surrounding it.<\/i><\/ol>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\ni tak dalej\u2026;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>uncyclopedia: &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Word of the day gewgaw Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. In the news \u2022 The JFK assasination has finally been solved&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ooops.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}